that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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