Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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