He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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