my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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