whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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