Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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