video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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