somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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