He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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