Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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