No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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