Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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