is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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