If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Sober January is a disaster.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
