well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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