do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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