i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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