If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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