i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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