marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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