I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
vagina is talking i cant
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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