She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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