yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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