why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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