thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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