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i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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