wakey wakey hands off snakey
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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