you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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