Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
