Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Randomize
