i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
wow bdsm is so cute
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