But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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