Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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