ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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