I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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