Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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