yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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