She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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