Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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