I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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