I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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