Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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