How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
