Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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