If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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