I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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