I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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