A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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