when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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