This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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